Lance Armstrong Exercise Bike
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So I Got Charged With Indecent Exposure Today?
Aight so heres how it goes down, it was mad hot today word to global warming and I havnt been in the sun for a while so im like i better go do something and get a tan so i can be a player white man. Anyway i decide to go biking for exercise to burn off some hungry man dinners. So i throw on some spf 15 sunscreen and hit the hill. I didnt wear a shirt cause i wanted a tan and wanted to look all sleek en stuff so i threw on some spandex shorts to get my lance armstrong on. So im biking up this mountain or something legs burning more than ron mexico's groin and all the sudden this cop goes by and im like whatever singing f the police by nwa in my head. Then i go by this chick with a fat bubble and i get a little excited if u know what i mean. All the sudden the cop is coming from other way now and stops infront of me. Dude was like sur why are you wearing just spandex shorts and at this point im still "excited" from this girls bum that i get stark erection. Cop saw this and thought i was
nice fantasy - you can make money writing for porn magazines instead of playing in here
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